i’m just a fuckboy nobody loves me
he’s just a fuckboy, from a fuckfamily
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- 12:32 am
i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults
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- 12:31 am
okay, but imagine this: human nepeta with a cleft lip and human equius with partial dentures. forgive the ugly gray lines around the edges, i had to use the snip tool bc sai wont let me save anything.
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- 12:30 am
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- 11:48 pm
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- 11:21 pm
- Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
- After jerking off : men are gross
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- 11:14 pm
girl: spank me daddy
me: I am not ready to be a father
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- 10:58 pm
Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.
Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???
I had no idea this was so common. Damn.
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- 10:46 pm
why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
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